I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
This is my gift to your gina
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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