Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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