Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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