Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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