It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
we made out on top of his cat.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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