how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
how do flat chested girls get laid?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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