So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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