Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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