Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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