I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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