Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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