Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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