college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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