I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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