I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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