Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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