Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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