Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
