im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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