Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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