I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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