I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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