Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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