we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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