Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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