just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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