Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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