She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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