I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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