You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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