Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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