We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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