so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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