i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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