apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
