how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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