need another drink. this is the easiest way
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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