We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
