if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Randomize
