Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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