I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
try to milk me bitch
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