You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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