This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Randomize
