what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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