well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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