Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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