I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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