If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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