How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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