He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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