Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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