ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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