You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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